1 00:00:02,736 --> 00:00:04,304 Uh, you know what, I'm gonna tell ya. 2 00:00:04,371 --> 00:00:05,872 Y'all must be special. 3 00:00:05,972 --> 00:00:10,210 'Cause I don't just let anybody peep the old family album. 4 00:00:10,310 --> 00:00:12,379 - Right. - Gina, baby, wake up. 5 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:16,549 Damn, you see her head? She's all.. 6 00:00:16,649 --> 00:00:18,385 - Wake up, girl. - Oh! 7 00:00:18,485 --> 00:00:20,754 - Ha-ha-ha. - What's that? 8 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:23,189 Who is the funny lookin' baby, okay? 9 00:00:24,424 --> 00:00:26,926 That's me, Carl. 10 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:30,330 Eww! Please tell me your mother slapped the doctor. 11 00:00:30,397 --> 00:00:34,267 Girl, please. At least I wasn't the pick outta the litter. Aha. 12 00:00:35,935 --> 00:00:38,338 Oh, who are-who are these people, Martin? 13 00:00:38,405 --> 00:00:39,739 Oh, that's the family portrait 14 00:00:39,839 --> 00:00:42,442 taken after one of our Thanksgiving dinners. 15 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:43,877 Gina, check it out. 16 00:00:43,943 --> 00:00:46,846 Back then, mom and them used to hook dinner up, you know? 17 00:00:46,913 --> 00:00:48,515 Well, I'm glad those big Thanksgiving dinners 18 00:00:48,581 --> 00:00:50,283 are played out. You know what I'm sayin', girl? 19 00:00:50,383 --> 00:00:52,285 See, that's what I'm talking about. 20 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:54,687 - Y'all just can't cook. - Wh.. Unh-uh. 21 00:00:54,754 --> 00:00:57,190 Martin, I've cooked Thanksgiving dinner for you before. 22 00:00:57,257 --> 00:00:59,025 Yeah, yeah, like last year 23 00:00:59,092 --> 00:01:02,128 when you forgot to kill the damn bird before you cooked it. 24 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:05,131 I ain't seen that much bloodshed since "Scarface." 25 00:01:05,231 --> 00:01:08,468 I told you. No kids. No turkeys. 26 00:01:47,006 --> 00:01:50,243 Okay, but if you want to hit the mall, okay, then hit it. 27 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:52,178 Okay, well, I'll let her know. 28 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:55,281 Look, baby, it's like this. 29 00:01:55,348 --> 00:01:56,683 The women of the house 30 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,418 they're supposed to cook Thanksgiving dinner. 31 00:01:58,485 --> 00:02:00,186 That's just tradition. 32 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:01,521 Calm down. 33 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:04,524 Okay? Now, some of you '90s women 34 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:07,293 have just gotten a little lazy. 35 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:08,928 Brother, please! 36 00:02:08,995 --> 00:02:10,597 Women work just as hard as the men. 37 00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:12,866 - Who told you that? - Yes. 38 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,968 You should try cooking dinner for yourself. 39 00:02:15,034 --> 00:02:19,439 Oh, no, that's if you can reach the stove...short boy-ardee. 40 00:02:19,506 --> 00:02:21,774 Oh, short boy-ardee, like that? 41 00:02:21,841 --> 00:02:23,676 I said it. Uh-huh. 42 00:02:23,776 --> 00:02:27,547 Tommy, you better check your pet, alright? 43 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:30,950 Before I go to the Taser on her fat, bam! Right on. 44 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:35,288 Boy. 45 00:02:35,355 --> 00:02:37,157 Better talk to her. Right here. 46 00:02:37,223 --> 00:02:40,126 Wow, you guys, this year, I thought 47 00:02:40,193 --> 00:02:42,896 we could all go to the movies for Thanksgiving 48 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,731 and then afterwards go out to dinner. 49 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,400 C-can I have dinner with y'all, this year? 50 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:48,902 'Cause, uh, m-mom's is outta town 51 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,803 and Big Shirley's gone hunting. 52 00:02:52,405 --> 00:02:54,140 Okay, well, well, cool, you family. 53 00:02:54,207 --> 00:02:56,075 So, that's down, you can do that, you can do that. 54 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,911 You know, I remember when I was young 55 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,914 when my mom used to bake pies, and cakes, and cobblers 56 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:02,182 and we just sit around and talk about 57 00:03:02,248 --> 00:03:04,184 what we had to be thankful for. 58 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:06,419 I guess y'all didn't talk about hair. 59 00:03:09,656 --> 00:03:12,091 You know, baby, you need to cool it on him on that. 60 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,927 You didn't have to do that to him. 61 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:15,728 Check Tommy's choice of words. 62 00:03:15,828 --> 00:03:18,164 He said his mom cooked. 63 00:03:18,231 --> 00:03:20,567 Is it coming in? Is it thinking? 64 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:22,769 Is something swirling? 65 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:25,538 My daddy used to cook, and he loved it. 66 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,841 - Your daddy used to cook. - What's so funny? 67 00:03:28,908 --> 00:03:30,510 And he loved it! Ha-ha! 68 00:03:30,577 --> 00:03:34,447 You know, Tommy, I think it's very sexy 69 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:35,949 when a man can cook. 70 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,685 - Huh? - Very sexy. 71 00:03:38,751 --> 00:03:40,286 - You know.. - Watch him. 72 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:41,721 I-I can cook, baby. 73 00:03:41,788 --> 00:03:43,890 You know, I'm a damn good cook, too. 74 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:45,792 W-wait a minute. W-wait a minute. 75 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:48,194 Scoopy, whose side are you on, man? 76 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:53,299 The one rubbing all up against me right now. 77 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:55,868 Martin, uh, look, man, I'm tellin' you somethin'-- 78 00:03:55,935 --> 00:03:58,605 She put a net, muah-muah-muah! You just purring like a cat. 79 00:03:58,705 --> 00:03:59,906 It's got nothing to do with that. 80 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:01,407 I'm tellin' ya, I just think that 81 00:04:01,474 --> 00:04:04,777 we should cook for the women this year. 82 00:04:04,877 --> 00:04:06,246 Are you getting light in your ass? 83 00:04:06,312 --> 00:04:07,981 - No. - Then what is wrong with you? 84 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:11,451 No, all I'm sayin' is, a lot of men are great chefs, man. 85 00:04:11,551 --> 00:04:13,553 Yeah-yeah. Word. Word. Like Uncle Ben. 86 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:17,557 Yo, brother cook the hell out of some rice. Don't he though? 87 00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:19,292 Tommy, if we let y'all cook 88 00:04:19,392 --> 00:04:21,494 Martin will never let me hear the end of it. That's out. 89 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:23,896 That's right. You are right. 90 00:04:23,963 --> 00:04:26,833 I'll throw it up in your face every chance I get. 91 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:28,935 Every chance I get. 92 00:04:30,336 --> 00:04:32,639 You know, Tommy, I was just looking so forward 93 00:04:32,739 --> 00:04:34,974 to your, uh...stuffing. 94 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,411 Hey, brother, d-d-do you use stovetop 95 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:41,681 or the kind that come in the turkey already? 96 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:44,017 - Do you use stovetop-- - Look, look, look.. 97 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:47,287 M-Martin, I-I think t-that we should cook here 98 00:04:47,353 --> 00:04:48,855 and the women should cook at Pam's. 99 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,657 Oh, alright, check it out. 100 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:52,191 Why don't we put a little bet on it? 101 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,926 Whoever cooks the better meal wins. 102 00:04:53,993 --> 00:04:56,129 And the losers have to wash dishes 103 00:04:56,195 --> 00:04:58,031 every day until Christmas. 104 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:02,635 - I got it. - You got it? 105 00:05:02,702 --> 00:05:04,537 I got it. 106 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:08,808 Gina, you oughta know if you go up against me. 107 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:11,477 You-you can't win. 108 00:05:13,546 --> 00:05:16,983 Am I supposed to be...scared? 109 00:05:22,522 --> 00:05:26,793 Alright, y'all, let's do this. Okay? 110 00:05:26,859 --> 00:05:28,528 I ain't trying to lose no bet, okay? 111 00:05:28,628 --> 00:05:30,330 Here we go. Tommy, what we got in the cookbook? 112 00:05:30,396 --> 00:05:33,633 Alright, "Step one, remove the innards 113 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:34,867 from the abdominal cavity." 114 00:05:34,967 --> 00:05:35,902 Okay. 115 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,003 What does that mean? 116 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:39,038 Snatch out the guts. Okay? 117 00:05:39,138 --> 00:05:40,540 Okay, Martin, Martin, you do the turkey. 118 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:41,908 Okay, Cole, y-you start on the chocolate cake. 119 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,743 - Alright. - Let me get my tools. 120 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:47,380 Cole, I'mma need you to hold the flashlight so I can do this 121 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:50,016 'cause this is going to be a rough one. 122 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:51,918 - Martin? - Uh, yeah, yeah? 123 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:54,020 - What are you doing? - Taking precautions, Tommy. 124 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:56,089 You don't know who this turkey's been with. 125 00:05:57,657 --> 00:05:58,925 Now, this is gonna be a rough one. 126 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:00,593 Cole, I need you to hold the flashlight. 127 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:03,496 Okay, put the light on it. Put the light on it. 128 00:06:03,563 --> 00:06:04,731 I'm going in. 129 00:06:05,698 --> 00:06:06,833 Hey, hey.. 130 00:06:08,234 --> 00:06:10,436 Rahh! Aah! 131 00:06:10,536 --> 00:06:12,205 Uhh! 132 00:06:12,271 --> 00:06:13,439 Oh! 133 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:14,941 - Ah! - Ew! 134 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:16,542 - Wipe! - Ahh, wipe. 135 00:06:16,609 --> 00:06:18,778 - Here we go. Alright. - Ahh. Whew! 136 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:22,582 Alright. "Step two, season the bird." 137 00:06:22,682 --> 00:06:24,684 Season the bird. Season the bird. 138 00:06:24,751 --> 00:06:26,686 God, eh! 139 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,123 Season your little bird down. 140 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:31,391 - Martin! Martin! - Uh? Yeah? 141 00:06:31,457 --> 00:06:33,126 What's up with all the pepper, man? 142 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,727 Oh-oh, see, Tommy, what you wanna do 143 00:06:34,794 --> 00:06:36,262 you wanna make it spicy. 144 00:06:36,362 --> 00:06:39,365 Okay, so the trick is you use the same amount of salt 145 00:06:39,432 --> 00:06:42,068 as you do to kinda even it out, okay. 146 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:44,203 And don't let me get started on the paprika. 147 00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:46,105 You know what I'm sayin'? 148 00:06:46,205 --> 00:06:49,976 Then you, you know, smack it and then flip it, rub it down 149 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:51,210 and it's all good. 150 00:06:51,277 --> 00:06:53,413 - Alright. Alright. - It's all good. 151 00:06:53,479 --> 00:06:55,314 How's it going with that cake over there, dawg? 152 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,483 Oh, it's cool, man, just gotta get, get rid 153 00:06:57,583 --> 00:06:58,818 of some of these eggshells. 154 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:00,620 Nah, d-don't sweat with the eggshells. 155 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:02,321 No, that's gonna settle at the bottom 156 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:05,224 and that makes for good crust. Yeah. Yeah. 157 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:06,559 - Oh! - Yeah. 158 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:07,727 Damn, brother, what you been doin'? 159 00:07:07,794 --> 00:07:09,429 Taking cooking lessons behind our back? 160 00:07:09,495 --> 00:07:11,164 Well, I do a little some-some. 161 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:13,266 I don't only like to talk about my cooking thing 162 00:07:13,332 --> 00:07:15,668 but, yeah, I cook, I cook. Yeah, you know. 163 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:17,170 My mama always say, you know 164 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:20,940 "If you want it good, you gotta throw your drawers in it." 165 00:07:21,007 --> 00:07:23,309 You know what? My grandmother would say that. 166 00:07:23,409 --> 00:07:26,512 She.. "Baby, did you put your drawers in it?" 167 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,450 Yeah, give it a kind of scent. Give it some odor. 168 00:07:30,516 --> 00:07:32,151 You gotta give it a little, little.. 169 00:07:32,251 --> 00:07:35,922 Tommy, hit the TV, and let's see if the, see if the game's on. 170 00:07:35,988 --> 00:07:37,857 Yeah. Yeah. 171 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:39,859 Hey, Martin, look! Got a man wide open! 172 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:41,160 Pass it! Pass it! 173 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:42,361 Oh, damn. Bam! 174 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,130 - Dropped it. - See? 175 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:46,365 See? They don't listen, man. T-they did it all wrong. 176 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,935 Had they did it like this, you gonna have a problem. 177 00:07:50,336 --> 00:07:51,938 Get down. Smack. Down! 178 00:07:52,004 --> 00:07:54,006 - Down. - Down, set! 179 00:07:54,106 --> 00:07:56,375 - Twenty-two! Forty-two. - Four! Four! 180 00:07:57,710 --> 00:07:59,145 - Hut! - Uhh! 181 00:08:02,882 --> 00:08:04,283 Hey! 182 00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:07,887 'No! No! No!' 183 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:09,889 Don't spike it. We got to eat that. 184 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:12,358 - My bad. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright. 185 00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:13,726 Whoa. Yeah. 186 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:15,528 That turkey got a little weight to it. 187 00:08:15,628 --> 00:08:17,029 Turkey got a little weight. 188 00:08:17,129 --> 00:08:19,398 I tell you, you know, we get this baby to cooking 189 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:20,566 and the grub is on. 190 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:21,901 - Alright. - It's on. 191 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:24,370 C-C-C-Cole, Cole, Cole.. 192 00:08:24,470 --> 00:08:26,305 What, w-w-what you doing with the candy, bro? 193 00:08:26,372 --> 00:08:31,177 Uh.. Brothers, you said you wanted candied yams, am I right? 194 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:32,812 - Right on. Right on. - Right on. Right on. 195 00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:34,180 I understand you got the goods we ordered? 196 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:35,915 Okay, candies. Right on. 197 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:37,416 Whoo! Let me just get this. 198 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,986 Now, hey, hey, all we gotta do is sit back 199 00:08:40,052 --> 00:08:41,654 and wait to collect on our bet. 200 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:43,189 - Let me grease it down. - There you go. 201 00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:45,424 Let me grease the turkey down a little bit. 202 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,693 You don't, you don't want the legs ashy. 203 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:49,529 You don't want the knees ashy. 204 00:08:49,595 --> 00:08:50,897 As a matter of fact.. 205 00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:52,698 Cole, get me some baby oil out the room. 206 00:08:52,765 --> 00:08:54,033 I'mma do that thing. 207 00:08:56,402 --> 00:08:58,504 Can you believe their attitudes? 208 00:08:58,571 --> 00:09:01,073 Martin expects you to cook like his mother. 209 00:09:01,173 --> 00:09:03,276 You better tell that brother you are not his mother. 210 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,778 You know what, you're right, it's time I put my foot down. 211 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:07,079 I'm going over there right now 212 00:09:07,179 --> 00:09:08,581 and calling this stupid bet off. 213 00:09:08,681 --> 00:09:09,782 Hey, girl, who got your back? 214 00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:11,617 That's right, Pam. I mean, come on. 215 00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:13,119 What I'mma tell him is 216 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:15,955 Look, we're going out to eat this year. That's final. 217 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:18,257 Martin's mother's got him spoiled rotten. 218 00:09:19,525 --> 00:09:23,029 Happy Thanksgiving, chicken-head! 219 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,197 No. 220 00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:29,302 Well, don't just stand there, chicken-head! 221 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:32,638 Take the damn bags! 222 00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:36,275 Come on up in here, Florine. 223 00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:38,945 Everybody, this is 224 00:09:39,045 --> 00:09:41,981 my Cousin Florine. 225 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:43,883 You sure didn't lie. 226 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:45,985 Look at the head on that one. 227 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:48,788 Is it thick-head? I say, is it thick? 228 00:09:48,888 --> 00:09:51,490 Ah, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo! 229 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:54,927 It's really good to see you, Mama Payne. 230 00:09:54,994 --> 00:09:56,629 But why are you here? 231 00:09:56,729 --> 00:09:58,798 Girl, I'm here to help out with dinner 232 00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:01,167 'cause you ain't about to poison my baby 233 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:04,403 with the lowdown, schemingest cooking. 234 00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:07,173 I don't know what the emotional attachment is 235 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:10,242 that my son has for you. 236 00:10:10,309 --> 00:10:12,678 That's why I'm here, if you wanna know why I'm here. 237 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:14,013 That's sweet. 238 00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:16,115 That's really, really sweet, but you know what? 239 00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:18,517 Every time I come over, you get me emotional. 240 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:22,021 We, we.. We have everything worked out, okay? 241 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:24,657 Everything is fine. It's done, alright? 242 00:10:24,757 --> 00:10:27,526 Are you, are you trying to push up on me? 243 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,128 No! 244 00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:32,531 I'm not trying to push up on anybody, okay? 245 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,500 It's just that we all decided 246 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:36,369 to go out for Thanksgiving dinner this year. 247 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,037 No, no, no! 248 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:40,473 No, no! I won't hear of it. 249 00:10:40,539 --> 00:10:43,776 Now, me and cousin Florine are cooking, and that is it! 250 00:10:43,843 --> 00:10:46,379 - Okay, this is Thanksgiving. - Oh, good. 251 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:49,215 I think that's a wonderful idea that you guys help us cook. 252 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:52,652 You know what? I'm so glad y'all came over. 253 00:10:52,718 --> 00:10:54,286 I like her. 254 00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:56,055 She's just so calm. 255 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:57,356 - Isn't she? - Yeah. 256 00:10:57,456 --> 00:10:59,025 I knew that you would. 257 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:02,194 Don't put your hands on my face no more, baby. 258 00:11:04,797 --> 00:11:06,399 Ooh, I tell you.. 259 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,568 You know it ain't too late for you and my Martin. 260 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,504 Oh, no offense, Mama Payne 261 00:11:11,570 --> 00:11:13,039 but it ain't going to happen, cap'n. 262 00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:15,675 - What? What was that? - Ouch. Nothing. 263 00:11:15,741 --> 00:11:17,810 - Some hip-hop slang? - No. 264 00:11:17,877 --> 00:11:20,880 Some of that.. Ah! Ah! Go, get it! Ah! Ah! 265 00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:22,348 - Is that it? - No. 266 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:24,884 'Cause Mama knock you out! 267 00:11:24,984 --> 00:11:26,218 Uhh-tzzzz! 268 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:30,256 I'm just playing, baby. 269 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,825 You know, I like you, baby.. 270 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:34,226 ...but don't get cute. 271 00:11:34,326 --> 00:11:37,163 You ain't too old to catch a skillet upside your head. 272 00:11:37,229 --> 00:11:38,698 Bang! 273 00:11:38,764 --> 00:11:40,866 Ooh! 274 00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:43,569 Yoo-yoo-yoo-yoo! Yoo-yoo-yoo-yoo! 275 00:11:43,669 --> 00:11:47,206 Come on, Florine, let's take the cooking in the kitchen. 276 00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:49,742 Grab a bag. Come on, now. 277 00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:52,278 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 278 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:53,846 Hold on, hold on, hold.. Wa-wa-wait a minute. 279 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:55,047 - What? - Something.. 280 00:11:55,114 --> 00:11:57,083 Something's burning. 281 00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:58,751 Cole, I thought you were supposed to be 282 00:11:58,851 --> 00:12:00,052 watching the turkey. 283 00:12:00,119 --> 00:12:01,787 Martin, I was, I was watching the game like you. 284 00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:03,556 What do you mean "watching the game?" 285 00:12:04,523 --> 00:12:05,691 I can't find it. 286 00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:07,793 W-watch out. Watch out. Watch out. 287 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,295 Oh, man! 288 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,796 Aw, man. 289 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:11,864 Ah-ah! 290 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,238 Where's-where's the rest of it? 291 00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:21,407 What you mean? There it is, right there. 292 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,642 Oh, man! Now, wha-what are we going to do now? 293 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,211 What you mean, "what are we gonna do?" 294 00:12:25,277 --> 00:12:26,545 There ain't nothing wrong with that turkey. 295 00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:27,980 That's a good damn turkey. 296 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,482 Well, I likes me a little dark meat. 297 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,050 All you got to do is scrape it off like toast. 298 00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:32,485 Look. Loo-look at that. 299 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,787 That comes right off just like toast. See that? 300 00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:36,255 Uh-uh.. Yo, yo, fellas! 301 00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:37,823 Something trying to get out of the oven, man. 302 00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,158 - What? - Somethin'.. 303 00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:40,559 Everybody grab something, alright? 304 00:12:40,626 --> 00:12:43,262 Whatever's in there, we're whupping its ass. 305 00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:44,463 - Okay? - Yeah, yeah. 306 00:12:44,563 --> 00:12:45,765 - Bring it on. - You ready? 307 00:12:45,831 --> 00:12:46,932 Bring it on. 308 00:12:49,635 --> 00:12:51,437 - Grr! - Oh, oh, oh, h-h-hold it. 309 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:54,440 Hold it, y'all. It's, uh, it's my cake. 310 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,475 I-it's my cake. It's cool. 311 00:12:56,575 --> 00:12:57,843 - Alright. - Martin, help me get this. 312 00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,678 Alright, alright. Br-bri-bring it on around. 313 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,313 Bring it on around. Come on. Ah! 314 00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:03,482 - Be careful! Be careful! - Alright. 315 00:13:09,588 --> 00:13:11,157 It, uh.. 316 00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:12,691 It ain't that bad. 317 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,627 - It ain't that bad. - Why's it growing? 318 00:13:14,693 --> 00:13:16,128 - Oh! - Hey! 319 00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:38,150 Yeah. Ha-ha. 320 00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:43,155 Ooh, look at y'all, grown men scared of a cake. 321 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,860 Oh, no. I don't know, I don't know that this just any cake. 322 00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:51,497 Th.. What-what the.. 323 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:52,565 What the.. 324 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:05,177 Who put their draws in the cake, man? 325 00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:07,413 Whose drawers? 326 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,081 Like-like you said, man. 327 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:10,216 You said mama said 328 00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:11,717 "Put the draw's up in there." 329 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,020 This is ridiculous. 330 00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:16,922 That woman won't even let us in the kitchen. 331 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:20,860 Yeah, but what happened to "I'm gonna put my foot down?" 332 00:14:20,926 --> 00:14:22,161 What happened to that? 333 00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:23,896 Shut up, and keep shelling the doggone peas 334 00:14:23,996 --> 00:14:25,097 you giving me a headache. 335 00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:28,534 I don't know how to shell peas. 336 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:31,103 Edna, you know you always was better than me 337 00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:32,271 with that cornbread. 338 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:35,374 Oh, w-w-wait a minute, Florine. 339 00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:38,010 You still chucking them peas, big face? 340 00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:39,211 Yeah. Yeah. 341 00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:41,113 Just don't say nothin'. Just smile.. 342 00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:43,215 What? What did you say, Gina? 343 00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:45,718 Don't mess with me, Gina, 'cause I'll take you here.. 344 00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:50,623 Chuck! Boom! I got ya! 345 00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:03,402 Now, don't play with me, Gina. 346 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:05,738 Whoo. 347 00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:08,908 Now, just pass me those peas. 348 00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:11,477 Did you say pass the peas 349 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:12,978 like you used to do? 350 00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:15,648 I said pass the peas like we used to do. 351 00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:33,666 Ow! 352 00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:38,904 Whoo! 353 00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:42,174 Pam, you got such a lovely voice.. 354 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:43,342 Thank you. 355 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,678 You know but we couldn't hear you over Gina. 356 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,013 Yeah, she does tend to sing over me-- 357 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:51,183 Sound like somebody choking a damn cat. 358 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,018 Eew! Eew! 359 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,955 Now, how would you have sang it 360 00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:57,690 if you wasn't drowned out? 361 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,925 Oh, let's see, now. Uh-huh. 362 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,789 Mama? That's alright.. 363 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,870 We going to win, you know we gonna win. 364 00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:49,074 Okay, fellas, show us what you got. 365 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:50,409 Losers. 366 00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:52,811 "Losers." 367 00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:54,580 You want to stop breathing over the food? 368 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:55,981 Right? Now.. 369 00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:59,551 I guess the only thing losers could come up with.. 370 00:16:59,651 --> 00:17:01,587 ...is this. Bah! 371 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,222 'And this! Hey!' 372 00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:04,723 And this. 373 00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:06,592 Suave. 374 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,594 Now, w-what y'all got? 375 00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:13,665 I don't know, Gina, I mean, all we have are, um.. 376 00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:18,537 - These.. - And those. 377 00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:20,005 And.. 378 00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:21,774 ...that! Okay? 379 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:22,841 Don't try it! 380 00:17:22,908 --> 00:17:24,443 Don't tell us we can't cook. 381 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,945 Alright. Alright. Wait a minute. 382 00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:29,782 The nose. I'm.. 383 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,016 Wait a minute. 384 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,785 Somebody's living foul. 385 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,053 Somebody's living.. 386 00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:35,054 What? What? 387 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:37,122 Get off of them. Get off of them. 388 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,458 Tommy, Tommy, taste one of them. 389 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,026 They're my mama's biscuits. 390 00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:42,294 They're my mama's biscuits. 391 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,396 Yes. Here, Gina. No. 392 00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,298 They're my mama's biscuits. That's right. You cheated. 393 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:49,401 Y'all didn't do nothing but snap them raggedy-ass peas. 394 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:51,703 Uh-huh. 395 00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:53,972 Yeah. Looks like, uh, we won. 396 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,307 That's right. That's right. 397 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,609 Well, look, the soap is under the sink. 398 00:17:57,709 --> 00:17:59,411 Get the soap. Start the brushing. 399 00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:00,479 I want to hear-- 400 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:03,482 Ah! Tut-tut! Tut-tut! 401 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:05,384 Not so fast, okay? 402 00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:08,220 Somebody else is living foul around here. 403 00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:09,421 Look, brother 404 00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:10,756 I ain't never seen a turkey 405 00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:14,393 with one, two, three legs! 406 00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:17,796 - Three! - Wait a m.. Wait a minute. 407 00:18:17,896 --> 00:18:20,165 Count it. Just count them for yourself. Count it, count it. 408 00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:21,500 - Okay, you-- - Just take your time. 409 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,501 Okay, go ahead. 410 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:23,669 - You got one.. - One. 411 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:24,670 One. 412 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,004 - Two.. - Two.. 413 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,606 - Three. - Three. 414 00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:29,007 That's a wing, so three. 415 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,510 Well, you got four. Ain't nobody said nothing to you. 416 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,014 Ain't nobody saying nothing. 417 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,850 Hold up! Hold up! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! 418 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,352 - Wait a minute. - Wait a minute. 419 00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,354 Plastic silverware? 420 00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:43,589 Cole, where'd you get it? 421 00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:44,823 I don't know. Martin-- 422 00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:47,025 No-no. No. Martin can't help you now, Cole. 423 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,293 Where'd you get the plastic? 424 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:49,495 Hush your mouth. Don't you say. 425 00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:51,130 Ah! Ah-ah. Ah-ah. 426 00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:53,432 Uh, I don't, I don't know, but it wasn't a caterer. 427 00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,634 Oh, man! I mean.. 428 00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:56,969 A caterer! 429 00:18:57,035 --> 00:18:58,103 Y'all cheating! 430 00:18:58,170 --> 00:18:59,638 Well, my mother cooked your food, Gina. 431 00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,206 What? You don't know that. 432 00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,442 I slaved over those peas. 433 00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:08,881 Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! 434 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,349 - Baby. - Don't yell at me. 435 00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:11,850 Listen.. Okay, sorry, honey. 436 00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:13,018 Guys, listen.. 437 00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:14,386 - Check her. - I'm checking her! 438 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:17,956 Listen, let's all check ourselves, okay? 439 00:19:18,023 --> 00:19:19,992 - Yeah, well, I'm checking me. - Alright. 440 00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:24,563 The way I see it, after checking ourselves, we all cheated. 441 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,064 - I-- - No! 442 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,667 The way I see it we have a table full of food, y'all. 443 00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:31,870 Let's just sit down and eat before it gets cold. 444 00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:34,006 Never mind, man. 445 00:19:34,072 --> 00:19:35,874 Never mind, okay? 446 00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:38,744 Pam's face made me lose my appetite. 447 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,479 I've had about enough of that. 448 00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:42,247 Wait a minute, we went through all of this 449 00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,583 and y'all mean to tell me nobody's gonna sit down and eat? 450 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,218 Y'all should've listened to me from the giddy up. 451 00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:48,253 We could be at the movies right now. 452 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:51,089 Okay, you want to go to the movies, I'll drive. 453 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,758 Only if you bring your booster seat 454 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,393 so you can see over the wheel. 455 00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:56,094 'Cause you ain't gonna be driving me.. 456 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,030 You know, if you gonna keep messing with me 457 00:19:58,096 --> 00:19:59,431 then I'm gonna get in ya. 458 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:03,869 Hey, Diane. 459 00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,003 How y'all doing? 460 00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:08,874 'You know, you better stop messing with me..' 461 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,510 What the hell? Somebody done.. 462 00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:12,444 What happened? 463 00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:13,612 They've been in the cranberry! 464 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,214 Even mama's biscuits. 465 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,115 'They done even been in the potatoes.' 466 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,750 'They've even been in the gravy.' 467 00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:24,289 Whazzup? 468 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,226 Hold up. 469 00:20:34,299 --> 00:20:36,568 Brother Man, no, you did not eat 470 00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:38,971 all the Thanksgiving dinner, man. 471 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:42,441 Everythin' was hittin', too. 472 00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:45,611 Except for them raggedy-ass peas. 473 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,214 Raggedy-ass peas. 474 00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:50,449 That's what he said. 475 00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:51,650 Please go say something. This is too much. 476 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,252 I-I'm going to do something, baby. 477 00:20:53,318 --> 00:20:56,221 Brother Man, I mean, I mean, serious, man. 478 00:20:56,288 --> 00:20:57,589 You come up through here. 479 00:20:57,656 --> 00:20:59,458 You, you don't knock, you don't talk to me. 480 00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:00,892 I mean, you tell me, man. 481 00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:03,996 What are we supposed to eat? We hungry. We hungry! 482 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:07,933 What are we supposed to eat, Brother Man, huh? Are you crazy? 483 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,837 Naw, just hungry, Mart. 484 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,006 He's hungry. He's hungry. 485 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,108 But you've got our whole damn.. 486 00:21:16,174 --> 00:21:18,410 I'm about to go over mom's house 487 00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:21,847 over on 5th street eat up some more. 488 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,684 Y'all can roll if ya wants to. 489 00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:43,468 I'm hungry. 490 00:21:43,535 --> 00:21:44,603 - Starving. - Me, too. 491 00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:51,610 'Sup, cousin Flo, what you doin' here? 492 00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:53,478 I came back here for my Tupperware. 493 00:21:53,545 --> 00:21:55,547 Oh. 494 00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:57,115 What's that y'all listening to? 495 00:21:57,182 --> 00:22:00,152 Oh, that's Millie Jackson's new song, "Love Quake." 496 00:22:00,218 --> 00:22:01,553 I heard that. 497 00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:02,988 Let me see what you got.